by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 305thMost Influential: 498th
The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of
Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone
No itch we can't scratch!
King BhumiBhalzhack
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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Population7.299 billion

LeaderKing BhumiBhalzhack

CurrencyGold Bars

The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King BhumiBhalzhack with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.299 billion Miarybhalzhackistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scratschcatchewan. The average income tax rate is 56.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Miarybhalzhackiano economy, worth a remarkable 2,288 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 313,599 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

College-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MiaryBhalzhack's national animal is the Alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bhalzhackianism.

MiaryBhalzhack is ranked 194,134th in the world and 8,754th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -36.9 on the Hayek Index.

Rudest Citizens: 164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 305thMost Influential: 498thLargest Retail Industry: 582ndMost Avoided: 1,177thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,264thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,297thMost Efficient Economies: 1,386thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,526thLargest Black Market: 1,631stFattest Citizens: 1,656thHighest Average Incomes: 1,714thHighest Crime Rates: 1,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,964thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,421stMost Armed: 2,444thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,006thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,073rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,652ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,751stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,852ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,075thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,361stLargest Insurance Industry: 5,068thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,454thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,626thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,700thSmartest Citizens: 5,773rdHighest Economic Output: 6,376thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,806thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,927thLargest Governments: 7,750thMost Secular: 8,862ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,739thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,125thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,437thMost Inclusive: 16,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,696thMost Cultured: 17,300thMost Politically Free: 19,151stMost Developed: 19,930th
Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Black Market: 68th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 100th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 108th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 111th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionMost Influential: 158th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 161st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 166th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 189th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 202nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 206th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 213th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 307th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 312th in the regionMost Politically Free: 319th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 330th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Governments: 398th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 463rd in the regionMost Secular: 467th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 653rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 660th in the regionLargest Populations: 728th in the regionNudest: 773rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 821st in the regionMost Cultured: 877th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 909th in the regionMost Stationary: 954th in the regionMost Inclusive: 963rd in the region

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