The Quomodocunquizing Senate of MiaryBhalzhack is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King BhumiBhalzhack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.732 billion Miarybhalzhackistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BhumiCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Miarybhalzhackiano economy, worth a remarkable 5,574 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 314,369 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang, children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls, the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds, and colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. MiaryBhalzhack's national animal is the The Bureaucratic Platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Bhumianity.

MiaryBhalzhack is ranked 313,831^st in the world and 13,343^rd in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -12.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.