The Grandest Home of Meyle is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Queen Trianna with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 13.518 billion Meyle are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ineron. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Meylean economy, worth 625 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,236 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Meyle has designated Ineron as its capital city, Queen Trianna has just been declared ruler of Meyle in an international press conference, and Praecanism has been named as Meyle's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meyle's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Praecanism.

Meyle is ranked 247,944^th in the world and 9,572^nd in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.