The Socialist Federation of Tikonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by EJA with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.889 billion Tikonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiki. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tikonian economy, worth 186 trillion Marcals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 98,727 Marcals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concussed Tigerball players cannot remember their lineup position, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikonia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tikonia is ranked 278,320^th in the world and 1,293^rd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.57 flags saluted per person per day.