The Sociopathic Dictatorship of Meepcraftia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Paul Lingot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 22.265 billion Meepcrafters enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callauria. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Meepcraftian economy, worth a remarkable 2,018 trillion Euroyen dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 90,662 Euroyen dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, the government loves seeing the little people fight, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, and the nation excels at displacement. Crime is totally unknown. Meepcraftia's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Quasi-universalism.

Meepcraftia is ranked 12,039^th in the world and 712^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 119 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.