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Most Primitive: 1,413thMost Pacifist: 9,184thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,494th
The Wild forests of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Ett öga mot skyn.
Ronja
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Mattisskogen

Population10.29 billion

CapitalMattisborgen
LeaderRonja
Faithdeep animism

Currencyᚱ runstycke
Animalsalmon

The Wild forests of Mattisskogen is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Ronja with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 10.29 billion highwaymen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mattisborgen. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong rogue economy, worth 522 trillion ᚱ runstyckes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,817 ᚱ runstyckes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mattisskogen's national animal is the salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is deep animism.

Mattisskogen is ranked 320,241st in the world and 1st in Mattisskogen for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -193.45 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Primitive: 1,413thTop
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Most Pacifist: 9,184thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,494thBest Weather: 11,745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,797thNicest Citizens: 14,126thTop
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Safest: 16,519thMost Cultured: 17,914thMost Secular: 18,572ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,851stHighest Food Quality: 19,079thMost Inclusive: 22,726thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,434thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,654thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,279th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mattisskogen, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattisskogen, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattisskogen, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Mattisskogen, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattisskogen, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Mattisskogen's influence in Mattisskogen rose from "Page" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Mattisskogen, government employees from Mattisskogen dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattisskogen, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattisskogen, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattisskogen, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.

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