The Queendom of Kyrisland is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 130 million Kyrislandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kyrislandian economy, worth 5.30 trillion Kyrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 40,736 Kyrians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, and large areas of Kyrisland are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrisland's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kyrisland is ranked 272,420^th in the world and 4,715^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.