The Federal Republic of The City of Philadelphia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 291 million Philadelphians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The powerhouse Philadelphian economy, worth 27.5 trillion Golden Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,458 Golden Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,453 per year while the poor average 16,239, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is almost non-existent. The City of Philadelphia's national animal is the Black Hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The City of Philadelphia is ranked 175,489^th in the world and 3,325^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 496.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.