The Federal Republic of Klovak is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Matej Muhoberac with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.84 billion Klovaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrinja. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klovakian economy, worth 813 trillion Kožas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,279 Kožas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, and Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klovak's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klovak is ranked 254,305^th in the world and 4,331^st in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.