The United States of Greater American Freedom is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Glenn Wright with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.588 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater American Freedomian economy, worth 364 trillion American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,820 American Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, and all the world's a stage for Greater American Freedomian political theatrics. Crime is totally unknown. Greater American Freedom's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Greater American Freedom is ranked 92,834^th in the world and 2,113^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.