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Most Pacifist: 5thSafest: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th
The Bara Loving Free Land of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Gokigenyou onee sama
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population37.398 billion

CapitalMarimite City
LeaderYumi Fukuzawa


The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yumi Fukuzawa with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.398 billion Marimiteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marimite City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Marimitean economy, worth a remarkable 7,974 trillion gokigenyous a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 213,244 gokigenyous, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, the official Marimitean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and most citizens in Marimite are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marimite's national animal is the bara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Marimite is ranked 32nd in the world and 2nd in Anime for Healthiest Citizens, with 78.51 bananas ingested per day.

Most Pacifist: 5thSafest: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7thMost Beautiful Environments: 10thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14thLowest Crime Rates: 14thLargest Governments: 15thSmartest Citizens: 15thMost Cultured: 21stHighest Food Quality: 24thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25thNicest Citizens: 29thMost Advanced Public Education: 30thHealthiest Citizens: 32ndLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdBest Weather: 44thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 67thLargest Welfare Programs: 69thMost Inclusive: 79thMost Advanced Public Transport: 94thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 106thMost Cheerful Citizens: 110thMost Rebellious Youth: 128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148thMost Stationary: 304thHighest Economic Output: 1,033rdMost Secular: 1,067thLargest Populations: 1,242ndMost Influential: 1,974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,009thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,390thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,466thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,789thHighest Average Incomes: 6,217thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 16,453rdMost Patriotic: 17,264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,666th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the region

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