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28.65 Marimite's trades...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Sane, Sensible and Sound”
34.298 billion Katgani. Pith helmet sales, national health service, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?”
15.721 billion Stovilians. Soft-spoken computers, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“With Justice For All”
26.379 billion Belarians. Daily referendums, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
EPIC CARDS
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Long live the Empire!”
22.485 billion Xemnariusians. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Here We Stand”
30.183 billion Lutherans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Strength Through Unity, Unity Through Faith”
14.306 billion Rommandans. Frequent executions, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
34.915 billion Armacorians. Deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and conspicuous electricity pylons.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“It is better for a man to be afraid than happy”
30.47 billion Harus. Smutty television, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Gokigenyou onee sama”
29.683 billion Marimiteans. Smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET”
26.231 billion Onderkelkians. Smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“51% the people may take away the rights of the other 49”
8.09 billion Communsitians. Compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Unseen, unheard, unknown”
7.308 billion Unidentified Citizens. Otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“To Enforce the Peace, Sacrifice is Necessary”
7.087 billion Tasmanians. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Brazil Above Everyone, God Above All”
14.93 billion Free Americans. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Our will is impenetrable!”
19.91 billion Imperials. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Future is Now.”
14.067 billion Zombodiceans. Strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE