The Islamic Republic of Malukistan is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 13.309 billion Malukistanians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Malukistanian economy, worth 836 trillion Malukistan Rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,853 Malukistan Rials, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,884 per year while the poor average 16,573, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Malukistan's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Malukistan is ranked 280,209^th in the world and 29^th in Deutschland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.