The Liberal Utopia of Maineiacs is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Anderson McDermott with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.086 billion Maineiacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maineiacs City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Maineiacal economy, worth a remarkable 5,511 trillion energy credits a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,702 energy credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", President Anderson McDermott's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown. Maineiacs's national animal is the lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maineiacs is ranked 48,021^st in the world and 2^nd in A Liberal Haven for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.76 law-abiding acts per hour.