The Republic of Brassilistan is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 62 million Brassilistanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Brassilistanian economy, worth 4.30 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,404 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Brassilistan's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brassilistan is ranked 166,372^nd in the world and 11^th in Atlantiva for Most Primitive, scoring -62.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.