The Republic of Magas is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.714 billion Magasians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Magasian economy, worth 392 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,499 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Harry Potter books are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Magas's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Magas is ranked 234,237^th in the world and 23^rd in Russia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.51 law-abiding acts per hour.