The Republic of Maemae is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Tito with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 5.201 billion Maemaeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toledo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Maemaean economy, worth 501 trillion kramas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,512 kramas, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, it is a silent spring in Maemae, and in-cite-ment never happens at tea parties. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maemae's national animal is the Unicorn.

Maemae is ranked 66,831^st in the world and 7^th in Sex for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 143.3 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.