The Kingdom of Lunesie is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Danang V of Lunesia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.799 billion lunesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tielung. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,515 trillion Lunesian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 578,987 Lunesian dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,371,773 per year while the poor average 5,863, a ratio of 916 to 1.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, the country is preparing for war, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunesie's national animal is the shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Royal Order of Lunesia.

Lunesie is ranked 292,684^th in the world and 26^th in Calme Ybovien for Most Primitive, scoring -1021.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.