The Holy Candrian Protectorate of Lucino is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 27.023 billion Lucinoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The powerhouse Lucinoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,324 trillion minerets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Average income is 86,004 minerets, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes, Lucinoan farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, and future leaders of Lucino regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Lucino's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Lucino is ranked 131,965^th in the world and 2^nd in Haven for Safest, scoring 68.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.