The Kingdom of Sabaleta is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 348 million Sabotages are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcos Grace. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sabaletan economy, worth 36.1 trillion Selus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,852 Selus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, Sabaleta successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics, and possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sabaleta's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sabaleta is ranked 43,532^nd in the world and 1,376^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,879.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.