The Empire of Logstren is a mid-sized, genial nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 97 million Logstrenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Logstrenian economy, worth 6.93 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,392 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logstren's national animal is the bee.

Logstren is ranked 75,325^th in the world and 599^th in the Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,425.78 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.