The Republic of LLKNOTIA is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 193 million LLKNOTIANS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.1%.

The LLKNOTIAian economy, worth 8.58 trillion LLKnotia Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,464 LLKnotia Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. LLKNOTIA's national animal is the Capybara, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

LLKNOTIA is ranked 257,806^th in the world and 2,791^st in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.