The Free Nation of Lithir is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.511 billion Lithirites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silver City. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Lithiri economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion lithiri crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,006 lithiri crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Lazarus, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lithir's national animal is the hippogriff, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Lithir is ranked 3,342nd in the world and 155th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,887.37 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lithir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Lithir, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Lithir, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Lazarus.
- : Following new legislation in Lithir, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Lithir, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer.
- : Lithir was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Lithir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Lithir, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy".
- : Following new legislation in Lithir, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in Lithir, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
