The Republic of Lip Sinking is a very large, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning freaks population. The hard-working population of 295 million Lip Sinkingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The Lip Sinkingian economy, worth 10.9 trillion albums a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 37,057 albums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lip Sinking's national animal is the freaks.

Lip Sinking is ranked 162,151^st in the world and 1,619^th in Eye for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 364.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.