Population | 8.707 billion |
Capital | Port King |
Leader | President Dianne Dawson |
Faith | Religionism |
Currency | Lafa |
Animal | Cottonmouth Coral Copperhead Rattlesnake |
The Paradise of Lansaka is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Dianne Dawson with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 8.707 billion Lansakans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port King. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lansakan economy, worth 973 trillion Lafas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 111,780 Lafas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lansaka's national animal is the Cottonmouth Coral Copperhead Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Religionism.
Lansaka is ranked 24,986th in the world and 627th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.98 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lansaka was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Following new legislation in Lansaka, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
- : Following new legislation in Lansaka, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
- : Following new legislation in Lansaka, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
- : Following new legislation in Lansaka, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Lansaka, Lansakan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
- : Lansaka was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Lansaka was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Elaribel.
- : Lansaka endorsed The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan.
- : Lansaka was endorsed by The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Liberza, Dakota, Angbhand, Chocolatistan, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Llanfyrhall, New French Nation, New Anarchisticstan, Elaribel, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.