The Secretariat of Lands End Dispatch Office is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.321 billion Lands End Dispatch Officeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.4%.

The Lands End Dispatch Officean economy, worth 564 trillion dispatches a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,903 dispatches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control. Lands End Dispatch Office's national animal is the Big Dispatch, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lands End Dispatch Office is ranked 118,897^th in the world and 46^th in Lands End for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 85.15 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.