The Commonwealth of Kryntopolis is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8 million Kryntopolisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The weak Kryntopolisian economy, worth 249 billion Bottlecaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 31,138 Bottlecaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, refugees from other nations are flocking to Kryntopolis's border, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kryntopolis's national animal is the Brahmin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kryntopolis is ranked 134,364^th in the world and 12^th in Fascism Is The Best Ideology Ever for Smartest Citizens, with 31.87 quips per hour.