The Employees of Krusty-Krew is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Four Employees with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.142 billion Krusty-Krewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusty-Krewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion $ Sand Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 162,352 $ Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusty-Krew's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Krabby Patty and Money.

Krusty-Krew is ranked 1,367^th in the world and 5^th in Indonesia Nusantara for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,149.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.