The Democratic Kingdom of Koxor is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Hamezu IX with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.231 billion Koxoriez enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamezurakhel. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Koxoriek economy, worth 603 trillion lumels a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,400 lumels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of lumels are being poured into a space program, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koxor's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Khorensism.

Koxor is ranked 241,665^th in the world and 59^th in Alcris for Most Primitive, scoring -129.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.