The Democratic Kingdom of Koxor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Hamezu IX with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.179 billion Koxoriez enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamezurakhel. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Koxoriek economy, worth 596 trillion lumels a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,002 lumels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, King Hamezu IX is called 'Patches' at international summits, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koxor's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Khorensism.

Koxor is ranked 38,504^th in the world and 23^rd in Alcris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.32 law-abiding acts per hour.