The Allied States of Koridina is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Constance James with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.433 billion Koridinans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korindam. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koridinan economy, worth a remarkable 3,297 trillion borgians a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 140,734 borgians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime is totally unknown. Koridina's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Episcapalianism.

Koridina is ranked 52,077^th in the world and 139^th in United Kingdom for Safest, scoring 102.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.