The Pirate Kommune of Koparhavn is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 2.283 billion Koparhavnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Koparhavnian economy, worth 35.3 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 15,464 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koparhavn's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Koparhavn is ranked 191,963^rd in the world and 217^th in Empire of Love for Most Primitive, scoring -77.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.