The People's Republic of Kitchen Nation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by PhilmacFLy with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.063 billion Kitcheners enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitchen City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitchener economy, worth a remarkable 3,625 trillion Kitchencoins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,496 Kitchencoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, students do more community service than homework, and the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters. Crime is totally unknown. Kitchen Nation's national animal is the Platypuss, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kitchen Nation is ranked 1,763^rd in the world and 44^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 292.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.