The Republic of Kingconnellys is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 38.216 billion Kingconnellysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingconnellys City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The Kingconnellysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,766 trillion allmines a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,547 allmines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nationals who stumble near Kingconnellys are harbingers of war, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingconnellys's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Kingconnellys is ranked 34,523^rd in the world and 1,901^st in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,494.46 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.