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Highest Drug Use: 1,445thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,447th
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Kesmit

Population859 million

CapitalLondon
LeaderJohnathan Kieran Of the KGP

CurrencyEurodollar
AnimalCat

The Union of Kesmit is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Johnathan Kieran Of the KGP with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 859 million Kesmitarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kesmitarian economy, worth 65.1 trillion Eurodollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,773 Eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Too many developers spoil the codebase, eminent domain has been abolished, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kesmit's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kesmit is ranked 279,889th in the world and 110th in Sancturia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,445thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,447thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,695thNicest Citizens: 8,037thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,466thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,888thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,378thBest Weather: 11,399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,956thMost Accessible: 12,167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,273rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,381stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,203rdMost Pacifist: 13,748thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,316thTop
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Most Inclusive: 17,188thHighest Food Quality: 17,290thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,247thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,698thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,743rdMost Influential: 24,023rdMost Cultured: 24,202ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,220thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,951stSmartest Citizens: 28,859thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30,802ndMost Politically Free: 31,344th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Accessible: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed.
  • : Kesmit changed its national currency to "Eurodollar".
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, too many developers spoil the codebase.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • : Kesmit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kesmit, milk often tastes of pea.
  • : Kesmit endorsed The Grand Duchy of Cormyria.

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