The Republic of Kerfornow is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, digital currency, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 22.083 billion Kerfornowians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kerfornowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,549 trillion bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 70,159 bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown. Kerfornow's national animal is the nanobe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kerfornow is ranked 53,427^th in the world and 3,315^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.26 law-abiding acts per hour.