The Great Imperial State of Kawahime is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Empress Aki Yazuka with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 4.754 billion Kawahimajins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kawasaki. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kawahimajin economy, worth 162 trillion Kawas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,262 Kawas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Kawahime, money grows on trees, people don't want any foreign rubbish, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawahime's national animal is the Ezo Red Fox and its national religion is Shinto.

Kawahime is ranked 156,492^nd in the world and 36^th in RGBN for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 385.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.