The Federal Republic of Kapitalisticans is a small, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20 million Kapitalisticansians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong Kapitalisticansian economy, worth 1.34 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 67,214 Drachmas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,665 per year while the poor average 10,891, a ratio of 25.2 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kapitalisticans's national animal is the poor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kapitalisticans is ranked 98,783^rd in the world and 126^th in The Black Hawks for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,373.48 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.