The Republic of Kaias is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Gabriela Gonzalez with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 8.422 billion Kaiasians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kai City. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion Kais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,227 Kais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, automotive regulators are throwing in the towel, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaias's national animal is the Kaiasian Sea Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaias is ranked 160,224^th in the world and 74^th in Sancturia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 657.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.