Population | 34.146 billion |
Capital | Hoboken |
Leader | Frank Sinatra |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | drugged monkey |
The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 34.146 billion Drugged Monkeys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 2,528 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 74,042 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, war vets look after war animals, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Drugged Monkeys is ranked 56,494th in the world and 1,207th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 132.87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drugged Monkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Drugged Monkeys was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Drugged Monkeys was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Novum Regnum.
- : Drugged Monkeys was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Markanissa.
- : Drugged Monkeys was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Drugged Monkeys was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Drugged Monkeys was endorsed by The Republic of Muredok.
- : Drugged Monkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Drugged Monkeys was endorsed by The Golden Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Drugged Monkeys was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
World Assembly
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