The 🌸✨Cosmic Sparkling Star✨️🌸 of Kabran is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Auckirio Kiftu with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.619 billion Kabrani's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deyamidae. The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kabrani economy, worth 512 trillion Imperial Ambars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,742 Imperial Ambars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

President Auckirio Kiftu's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, and residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabran's national animal is the Tassaki Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sufahat Kafhameem.

Kabran is ranked 306,515^th in the world and 103^rd in Aeternas for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.58 on the Bus Surprisal Index.