The 🌸✨Cosmic Sparkling Star✨️🌸 of Kabran is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Auckirio Kiftu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.491 billion Kabrani's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deyamidae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kabrani economy, worth 498 trillion Imperial Ambars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,776 Imperial Ambars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians take citizens for idiots, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Kabrani cathedrals, and most citizens in Kabran are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabran's national animal is the Tassaki Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sufahat Kafhameem.

Kabran is ranked 10,060^th in the world and 2^nd in Aeternas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,498.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.