The Yodeling Yodelers of Jusanctopiaville is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Guneapig Sivulus Maxamius MXVII with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.153 billion Jusanctopiavilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jusanctopia. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jusanctopiavillean economy, worth 417 trillion Gps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,348 Gps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jusanctopiaville's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Great and Holy Cabybara.

Jusanctopiaville is ranked 5,844^th in the world and 26^th in The Union of Democratic States for Nicest Citizens, with 44.42 average smiles per day.