Population | 22.757 billion |
Capital | Petersburgh |
Leader | Main Man Egor |
Faith | The Knights Templar |
Currency | Puck |
Animal | White Tiger |
The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.757 billion No mokingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 7,978 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,588 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.
No moking is ranked 7,561st in the world and 155th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 69.99 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : No moking was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : No moking was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, reddish-brown is the new black.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
- : No moking voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : No moking voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in No moking, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
World Assembly
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