The State of Jinnah is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 22.057 billion Jinnahians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jinnahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,895 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, all tariffs have been abolished, surveillance cameras are banned, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime is totally unknown. Jinnah's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jinnah is ranked 169,483^rd in the world and 1^st in Karachi for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,037.11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.