The Federal Republic of Jeebies is a massive, safe nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.49 billion Jeebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeebobos. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeebiesian economy, worth 178 trillion Geebs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,526 Geebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeebies's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jeebies is ranked 37,934^th in the world and 104^th in Carcassonne for Smartest Citizens, with 50.23 quips per hour.