The Federal Republic of Jeebies is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.334 billion Jeebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeebobos. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jeebiesian economy, worth 157 trillion Geebs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,773 Geebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, billions of Geebs are being blown on orbital weapons development, and stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeebies's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jeebies is ranked 149,525^th in the world and 536^th in Carcassonne for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,012.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.