The United States of Jdbld is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Dannatt with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.124 billion Londs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parkgate. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Londian economy, worth a remarkable 1,690 trillion BLDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 185,332 BLDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Joe Dannatt's questionably sane new coalition partners, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jdbld's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Jdbld is ranked 305,227^th in the world and 11,650^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.