The Republic of Jatta is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working population of 4.693 billion Jattans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The Jattan economy, worth 215 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,912 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jatta's national animal is the cow.

Jatta is ranked 209,471^st in the world and 1^st in Serekunda for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 293.64 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.