The Democratic Republic of Jasmurg is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.211 billion Jasmurgians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.0%.

The thriving Jasmurgian economy, worth 91.1 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 75,196 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Jasmurg's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jasmurg is ranked 116,083^rd in the world and 47^th in Union of Allied States for Safest, scoring 77.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.