The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad I5 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.414 billion J o Jian Capture Squad I5ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad I5ian economy, worth 590 trillion Sauces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 70,141 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. J o Jian Capture Squad I5's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad I5 is ranked 178,764^th in the world and 1^st in Gay Pride Month for Most Primitive, scoring -70 on the Scary Big Number Scale.