The Sealiphal Islamic Republic of Irocco is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sealiph Ibrahim with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.339 billion Iroccoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imdekkah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.1%.

The Iroccoan economy, worth 173 trillion Inars a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,855 Inars, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, 42 is the answer to life the universe and the new bus route into Imdekkah, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and kids showing an interest in reptiles are given government-funded cobras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irocco's national animal is the Iroccon Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Itiammudian Islam.

Irocco is ranked 73,537^th in the world and 62^nd in Corsair for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.