The What Do I Even Put Here of Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangles is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 5.018 billion Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangulators are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sark Le Coq. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangulator economy, worth 213 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 42,609 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Sark Le Coq. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangles's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangles is ranked 18,394^th in the world and 1^st in absolute stupidity for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.